Hippo in OCeaNS!

so, dance all night and got great exercise for my legs and buttocks @ ocns tonite 4 Jenna's nursing program fundraiser...

dancing, dancing, dancing...

wobbly, Large black top w/ sz 12 pants girl steps up on the black lacquer boxes by the elevated level near the dance floor. I watch her out of the corner of my eye as she drunkenly and zealously steps up, eager to bounce to the beat of the music, then another towards the edge while her arms wave fervently in the air ass if her oily head of disheveled hair was ablaze and a fumingly hot handsome fireman was standing in front of her, waiting to extinguish that red blaze and passionately bless her mouth. But...just as she takes that Confident step towards the brink of no return, i turned my head, danced for 1 second and, SPLASH the Hippo has walked the plank and soiled my freshly done face with her WiDe ArsH! My head turned to seek retreat, but my heels stole any chance of balance or steps and I saw my soiled face falling helplessly towards that dirty, sticky, grotesque white tiled floor... Time betrayed me and worked double speed. My hands reached out desperately for help and ThanK Dustin for placing hope in my hand and Catching my fall. It was like living a drama, except all the conditions were wrong and just blatantly Wrong! ... No Charming Dashing Prince caught my fall, just a friend that I met... my twisted glasses and soiled face would've condoned the Hippo falling on me, if the reward was exceedingly worthwhile, but fate dealt me no Ace, rather a Distasteful cursed, 4...Sadness... But as life would have it, I fixed my glasses, received caring words although no sorry at all, and continued dancing, only to be bumped by a few other people. But as luck would have it, my dancing friend was smart and kind, and strategically tried to maneuver me away from all the other animals determined to leech on me.

Thank you Dustin... No thanks to Jenna cuz she thought it was funny. Hmm, but I must say, I do laugh at other's misfortunes as well so, what can I say? Nothing really.

Hope you the avid reader finds amusement in my beautifully aligned fate, and beware of Drunken Hippos...they are dangerous!!!! Especially when walking a plank they so enthusiastically stepped onto!

Good night, I must retire and rest my eyes now.